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Full Version: Customer is always right?
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(I’m working as a cashier at a hardware store. A customer comes to my line wearing a floor-length black trench coat, which he is clutching around himself rather suspiciously.) Me: “Hello, sir, did you find everything alright today?” Customer: “Would you like to see my bird?” *suggestively nods down toward his jacket* Me: “Umm, excuse me?” Customer: “You know, my bird… (He opens one side of his trench coat, only to show that he indeed has a large green parrot hidden in his jacket.) Me: *speechless* Customer: “What, is green not your color? No worries!” (The customer opens the other side of his trench coat and reveals another large parrot–this one red.) Me: *still speechless* |
i don't get it
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(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.) Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?” Customer: “How much for my daughter?” Me: “Um…” Customer: “She’s 16. It’s her first time. She needs training.” Me: “Sir, I think you want the driving school.” Customer: “Oh, what do you guys do?” Me: “Adult websites.” Customer: “Oh…OH! Oh my God!” |
| QUOTE (Ass Particle @ Oct 22 2009, 07:54 PM) |
| i don't get it |
That's cause you are not worthy of two parrots.
QUOTE (Malkavian @ Oct 22 2009, 11:55 PM)
| QUOTE (Ass Particle @ Oct 22 2009, 07:54 PM) |
| i don't get it |
That's cause you are not worthy of two parrots.
ok
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(Our store phrase is “filled with love” and is printed on all of our products.) Customer: “So‚Ķ. if I bite into this… Will love pour out?” Me: “No, it’s solid love.” |
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Caller: “I’m finding out that hamsters like to move around a lot. Do you have a pet that doesn’t move as much?” Me: “What seems to be the problem with the hamsters?” Caller: “Well, I don’t like it when they move suddenly. It scares me. And I don’t like their rears.” Me: “Their…rears?” Customer: “Yes, their rears! I don’t like it when they don’t face me. Do you have a pet that doesn’t move as much?” Me: “Well, we have tarantulas… they mostly just sit there and move slowly and rarely.” Caller: “What’s a tarantula?” Me: “It’s kind of a big hairy spider.” (Suddenly, it sounds as if the phone has hit the ground. A few moments later…) Customer: “I think I’ll stick with hamsters.” |
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Me: “Hi there, what would you like?” Customer: “I’ll take a BLT sub.” Me: “Coming right up…” *makes order* Customer: “What’s that thing that looks like cat food?” Me: “It’s tuna, ma’am.” Customer: “Can I get some of it in my sub?” Me: “Sure, but it’s going to cost some extra.” Customer: “I don’t mind. I wanna try that cat food.” |
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(I’ve just finished putting a cherry on top of an older woman’s ice cream. It’s slowly starting to roll down the side.) Me: “Oh, watch it! You’re about to lose your cherry!” Customer: “Oh dearie, I lost that a long time ago.” |
QUOTE (Malkavian @ Oct 23 2009, 12:49 AM)
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(I’ve just finished putting a cherry on top of an older woman’s ice cream. It’s slowly starting to roll down the side.) Me: “Oh, watch it! You’re about to lose your cherry!” Customer: “Oh dearie, I lost that a long time ago.” |
I have been going to Oregon to work -- 6-8 hours driving per day.
Yesterday I pulled into a Wendy's to get "finger food" so I could drive home.
I ordered what I thought was the nugget combo and said I wanted honey mustard.
There was a long pause ...then..."OK".
I get the bag, get on the highway...and there is a sandwich.
So I'm laughing, eating the fries, thinking what the hell kind of sandwich is this?
I was tortuing myself, thinking: I bet it's got bacon, and beef and I'll have
all that junky fat
it better not be that triple decker mess! 
I have to wait the whole way to a rest stop and I see its grilled chicken
and she did give me the honey mustard
I guess she was expecting you to break up the chicken into nuggets yourself. 